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During the 2008 UNC versus Duke basketball game, I had quite a responsibility. For three years, I was the main student in charge of ushering nearly 6,000 students into each game through six designated phases in a span of 2.5 hours. For nearly every other ACC game it was a breeze. However, running the Carolina/Duke basketball means taking more of a pounding than the sweet spot on Josh Hamilton’s bat in the HR Derby.

Amidst the chaos I was introduced to the annoying Dick Vitale, the vivacious Erin Andrews, and a slew of other famous broadcasters and semi-famous celebrities (John Edwards was still in the presidential race at this point). I never apologized for seeming short tempered with them, but nearly 800 seniors had decided to camp out in the woods next to the Dean Dome to avoid being arrested for trespassing.

Many reporters got in the way . . . Dicky V pulled some out of line for a photo op (not surprisingly against their will), and one reporter caught the bad end of standing in a door ways as trigger was pulled for open seating. But one girl was lingering around the lines, and her . . . microphones . . . had every male’s attention. We knew her, but we didn’t know her. After the game, further research revealed the missed opportunity of a lifetime: she was the FSU Cowgirl, also known as Jenn Sterger.

Whether if you like sports or not, every man should know the story of Jenn Sterger. Jenn is a multitalented beauty, because she didn’t only captivate the wide world of sports, she also dominated the Internet. Her name still yields over 800 Google searches daily, and we all will remember her face, but very few people know who she is underneath the Maxim and Playboy shoots.

Fate was on Sterger’s side during the 2005 Florida State/Miami football game as a camera happened to pan across her section. On national television, on game announcer Brent Musburger proclaimed “Fifteen hundred red-blooded Americans just decided to apply to Florida State” as the camera fixed on the barely clothed FSU cowgirls. He could not have been more correct. In this section of the ACC, it is “fashionable” to wear your favorite pastel sundress and crokies to cheer on your beloved team. First of all, that is not comfortable and there is no way you can prove that it is. Second of all, no school colors look like the aftermath of my dog nomming 17 Easter eggs and throwing them back up. It’s all just silly. We applaud Sterger for having the core elements for being a fan intact: being comfortable, sexy, and actually wearing school colors.

After that FSU/Miami game, Sterger’s career took off. She appeared as the cover girl for not only Maxim, but also Playboy as well. Her intelligence and looks also propelled her into careers with Sports Illustrated and currently Sprint Exclusive Entertainment. Sterger showed that there is success into dressing scantily clad at any sporting event.

European soccer has kept this trend for many years now. The girls of Brazil, Italy, England, and France all embrace sexuality in fandom. For every girl that dresses in minimal clothing and secures decent seats, camera time is guaranteed. And when the camera fixates on a beautiful woman, opportunities arise. Although we don’t know the names of the girls, the Internet has forever crowned them as the queens of their teams. If they were to pull this stunt in America at multiple events, stardom would surely come with persistence.

Just ask “superfan” Cameron Hughes, who has used his goofy antics at sporting events to rake in a six figure salary. Note to owners across the nation: hott girls draw more attention from men than any “superfan” ever will. Plaster business logos all over Hughes plus sized body: men see none. Place ONE logo on the bosom of a Jenn Sterger: men see one, research it, and buy it in multiples within three hours after the game. It’s the simplest form of marketing that very few sporting arenas use. Dance girls and cheerleaders aren’t the same as true, devoted fans.

And as Jenn Sterger’s career has started to take off, very few girls have followed in her footsteps. For any girl wishing to follow, remember, securing great seats at huge games requires hours of waiting and patience. After you are sure the camera focuses on you or your friends, submit it to the large social networks such as Digg, Reddit, Stumble Upon, etc. Once you have circulated across the Internet, introduce yourself as the [your school’s] girls, and release more photos. Fame will come; you just have to be enduring in the sexy fan endeavors.

Drinking is acceptable in most situations . . . before a major league soccer game, for instance, is one of those. Before playing soccer is acceptable on some occasions. But being drunk before reffing a professional soccer match is a no-no. Someone needs to give the memo to this ref, who is so slammed that he had to be helped off the field.

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The Bay Area SEG Club will play their fourth anniversary Segway Polo match in exactly 10 days, and the world could be less excited. Although they think they have created a revolutionary sport that combines the triumphs with technology and traditional sports, after reading their 10-page rule book, I can see why such a creative concept has been ignored by enthusiast everywhere.

The official rules of the SEG club polo can be found here, if you even care to read them in the first place. Basically, you hit the ball with the stick. You are not allowed to run into other players. You are not allowed to hit them with your clubs. The player closest to the ball has a right away. The list of rules that only an overprotective soccer mom would condone is endless. If the sport wants to take a leap into the public eye, then they need to start adding some flare.

There are plenty of other sports that allow full contact on wheels. Murderball, for example, condones full contact between players that are situated in a wheel chair . . . which is less protection than the Segway. Look at Rollerball, NASCAR, or any of the other sports that embrace the notion of contact and the attention of TV viewers everywhere. Although a Segway is very expensive, it can always be repaired. Therefore, if Segway Polo is ever going to make its way into popular culture as a legitimate ‘sport’, then some rules need to be changed.

First of all, every “right of way” rule needs to be eliminated from competition. If the player doesn’t want his precious Segway to be scratched, then he simply doesn’t deserve the ball. The man willing to do the most damage shall be awarded on the field of play. And to help this sport celebrate the art of violence, I have made a couple of suggestions to the Bay Area SEG Club to help them out.

The Segways should be scythed to enable players to take out other opponent. They were acceptable on Roman chariots, which were considered modern Segways at the time. Also, the presence of a shield will encourage more ramming, as well as provide strategic protection to the vehicle. Spikes are encouraged for the coolness factor.

In terms of the playing field, we suggest the implementation of two sand traps and a water hazard, or vice versa. Alligators are optional. The presence of these hazards will make movement on the field more condensed, strategic, and give an incentive for more contact to either put someone in the hazards, or to keep oneself out.

Also, although we promote all contact, there has to be a name given for the act. Just as hockey has checking and the NFL has tackling, Segway Polo will have head thumping. The rules are explained below.

Finally, all forms of celebrations are acceptable . . . except this one.

With these modifications to the rules set forth by the Bay Area SEG Club, there is no doubt that it will become a national phenonom. The problem is finding the men and women with enough guts to ride a Seg in public, and be willing to kill each other in the process. Someone sign me up.

Believe it or not, there is technology that can make you swim faster. Although it seems unlikely, it was NASA that got into the swimming industry to create suits that leave Nike and other companies in the dust. The revolutionary Speedo LZR Racer has been worn by 40 of the 44 record-setters since mid-February.

And now they’re being released for sale to the public. The product page (listed at 320 euros) describes the suit as the following:

Male LZR RACER Bodyskin

A fully bonded male performance bodysuit with an ultra low profile zip and silicone gripper at the ankle. Made from Speedo’s ultra lightweight LZR Pulse fabric, the suit’s LZR panels, core stabiliser and bonded seams all combine to reduce drag. Available in regular and longer body lengths.

This video describes the entire process of creating the suit and the benefits the swimmers have from purchasing one:

After you guys smashed my site (thanks diggers), I figured I would take a look to learn a little more about Digg’s sports community - namely, which sports they prefer and how they stack up against general web users. It was actually surprisingly easy to do.

First, to be as comprehensive as possible, I wanted to take multiple measurements of Digg interest in each sport area (baseball, basketball, tennis, soccer and football). To accomplish this, I looked at total pages on Digg using the sports name, total number of pages with the sports name in the title, total number of submissions in each section, and finally compared that to the total number of popular stories which included that sport.

Secondly, I needed to compare this to the general web community to really determine whether Digg users were disproportionately in favor of one sport or another. To do this, I compared page numbers on Digg to searches for each keyword on a monthly basis according to KeywordDiscovery.com. This would also help us deal with some of the incidental issues (for example, the crossover use of the word Football meaning American Football and what America calls soccer).

So, what do we find? First, we look at overall sports occurrence on the site both controlled and not controlled for search volume. (For all graphs, the bars in the foreground are uncontrolled, and those in the background are controlled. All numbers have been normalized, these are not histograms.)

It appears from this first graphical analysis that Tennis has a disproportiate following on Digg. While it by no measure has the largest following, when controlled for search volume, the users on Digg are interested in tennis more than the typical web user.

When we take a look at Digg patterns by the title of pages, we find similar results for Tennis, but a trend in favor of baseball begins to be revealed as well.

We can also compare by category submissions themselves. Once again, both Baseball and Tennis are disproportionately represented on Digg when compared to search volume.

However, there is one final important step that can be taken here to determine the sports in which the general Digg population have greatest interest. By looking at the percentage of stories made popular in each category, compared to the figures we have above, we can come up with a strong number.

Clearly, the advantage for going popular lies in Baseball, more than tripling the popular ratio of any other sport. So, while there is a submission bias in favor of tennis (and perhaps it stimulates more discussion, thus more pages). Baseball, on the other hand, appears to enjoy more general support among the community, leading to popular front pages.

That’s right, Tiger only had one good leg and still managed to win the US Open on Monday. That is absolutely amazing. A man could play 4 rounds of 18 holes on an injured leg and still beat America’s most elite golfers. Jordan couldn’t have done that on one leg. Muhammad Ali could not have done that. Brett Farve? I think not. Tiger is the only world renowned athlete that can compete while severely injured, and still win.

Here is the article describing the season ending surgery to be completed.

“While I am obviously disappointed to have to miss the remainder of the season, I have to do the right thing for my long-term health and look forward to returning to competitive golf when my doctors agree that my knee is sufficiently healthy,” Woods wrote on his Web site. “My doctors assure me with the proper rehabilitation and training, the knee will be strong and there will be no long-term effects.”

1. Tywon Lawson returning to play with Tyler Hansbrough.

2. Wayne Ellington will be returning to play with Tyler Hansbrough.

3. Danny Green will be returning to play with Tyler Hansbrough.

Read and weep, Dukies.

The NBA finals are beginning to wind down to the end, and I must say they have been quite boring. The Celtics have taken a 3-1 lead over the Lakers, but that is completely arbitrary. So the Celtics are going to win, good for them. We’re starting to see the NBA slide into that boredom that plagued them post-Jordan . . . the boring NBA. All we see are one men teams driving to the basket and either getting fouled or making a dunk. Lazy defense is prevalent and the “team” aspect of the sport has began to disappear. Just take a look at the age old match up:

They sure don’t make them like Larry Bird anymore.

A dirt bike is a fun toy to have, but who would have thought you can do more tricks than wheelies and jumping off things? This videos shows the versatility in the dirt bike, and some of the amazing tricks that you can do with it. Back flips? I mean, come on! No one can do a back flip with a dirt bike!

There is much talk with the upcoming 2008 NBA draft over which player is the best and has the most potential. Without a doubt, most teams are looking to increase their overall success by drafting players that have proven themselves in camps or in their college careers. However, one thing that has failed to be covered in any of the pre-draft discussion is the marketability of each of the top 10 prospects. Marketability is a key factor in these draft prospects, as a player that grabs the public attention can be the difference between a sold out season and empty lower levels. Take for instance man-child Greg Oden of Portland and Andrew Bogut of the Milwaukee Bucks. Although they were both great big men and overall #1 picks, the sky is limitless for Oden, who is arguably the NBA’s next big man superstar while Bogut is still trying to make a name for himself. While it is hard to determine which of the prospects will be the next Chris Paul, Dwayne Wade, or Kobe Bryant in terms of becoming the face of a franchise, I believe I have devised a rather simple approach to making an estimate.

Facebook and Youtube, yes the social networks that have captivated our lives for years have often been ignored by the scouts and media. But with the new NBA draft age limit, I argue that Facebook should take on a new role in evaluating the player’s marketability. While attending college, the players strive to make a name for them both nationally and within the university. Their successes at doing so will ultimately mean two things: lots of publicity and lots of friends. Requesting a player to be your friend on Facebook requires both time and effort (though not a lot of it). But the more friends the player has on facebook, the better received they are in the university and the public eye. A player that is beloved by both of those will bring in big money and attention to the school.

Take for instance National Player of the Year Tyler Hansbrough. Prior to the 2007-2008 season, Hansbrough had merely 331 facebook friends, 192 groups, and only 137 Youtube videos. After this remarkable season, he now boasts 609 friends, 395 groups, and 258 videos nationally. Hansbrough’s popularity might not help him transition into the NBA physically, but you had better believe his fans will divert their allegiance to the team that picks him up in the 2009 draft.

So according to these two sources, who are the top 10 most marketable players in the 2008 NBA draft? Surprisingly, it wasn’t that hard to calculate. There was a remarkable correlation between the number of Facebook friends and groups with the number of Youtube videos. More emphasis was given to Facebook groups and Youtube, since they rely on others to make the content instead of the busy athletes. Some athletes are selective in their friend requests, while some accept everyone. This was taken into account. Falling in at the bottom of the list were the two of three players that had no Facebook profiles, and merely 200 Youtube videos combined. (images courtesy of NBA Draft .net

10. Russell Westbrook: G UCLA

While Westbrook might be an efficient little speedster, he sure isn’t getting much national attention. Although there is potential for him to pull a Chris Paul or Tayshaun Prince and emerge from nowhere, it’s doubtful he will bring a club fame anytime soon.

Facebook Friends: None
Groups: 1
Youtube Videos: 60

9. DeAndre Jordan: C Texas A&M
Jordan was a close call because he has so many Facebook friends. However, his stats were lacking in exposure through user created groups and Youtube videos. If people aren’t willing to make the big man groups and post his videos, then that could give you a clue about the type of exposure he will bring to a NBA team.

Facebook Friends: 932
Groups: 9
Youtube Videos: 31

8. Eric Gordon: SG Indiana
Eric Gordon is a solid player with lots of exposure at a great basketball school. While he has a sweet stroke and has brought Indiana great guard play, he’s unlikely to be the next big name in sports. The investments on Gordon will bring a nice shot, but not much attention. He only has 30 videos for crying out loud!

Facebook Friends: None
Groups: 5
Youtube Videos: 113

7. DJ Augustin: PG Texas
It was a tough decision between numbers 6 and 7, but Augustin found himself on the latter end. While Augustin boasted great numbers and Ty Lawson-esque quickness, he still lacked a lot of the national media attention. I can foresee DJ becoming a breakout star in the coming years, but he will likely be a simple role player for the time being.

Facebook Friends: 281
Groups: 12
Videos: 80

6. Jerryd Bayless: G Arizona
Like his counterpart, Augustin, Bayless finds himself in a battle in what seems to be a draft all about the little guys. Playing under Herb in Arizona, Bayless was the star on a decent division one team. When the media or announcers brought up a point about Arizona, the name Bayless was usually mentioned. As ‘big man’ on campus, the students and community grew attached. He might not have the largest fan base, but with him comes the attention and fandom of Arizona. He also had the most friends in this list, which says something about his character and public image.

Facebook Friends: 1,702
Groups: 5
Youtube Videos: 60

5. Kevin Love: C UCLA
Love was a NPOY contender, and was the only big man in the country mentioned in the ranks of Tyler Hansbrough or Michael Beasley. However, Love finds himself in the lower tier of the top 5 players in this draft. Love made some amazing plays, proved himself as a ‘hybrid’ big man, and led UCLA to the Final Four in San Antonio (watching him play there was phenomenal). However, Love is just that, a big man. His season consisted of the regular post-up, outside shot routine. It got quite boring to watch, and all of his dunks were pretty mediocre unlike the athletic Hansbrough or Beasley dunks. It will take Love a while to lose some weight and establish himself as a predominate NBA big man, but I have no doubt he will do so in time.

Facebook Friends: 100
Groups: 11
Youtube Videos: 411

4. Derrick Rose: G Memphis
Rose is the type of guard that brings the flare to the game of basketball. He’s an all around versatile guard with arguably more athleticism than anyone in this draft. His Tiger fan base loves him as he will be the largest name to come out of this school since Penny Hardaway. Can you see any resemblance in their style of play? Perhaps some Air Derrick’s can come out of his future NBA career.

Facebook Friends: 1,459
Groups: 56
Youtube Videos: 423

3. Brook Lopez: C Standford
Although not as heralded as the other big men, there is something special about Lopez. He boasts more videos than anyone on this list because he completes spectacular plays. From a sharp shot to monsterous athletic dunks, Lopez has tons of potential in becoming a team’s next superstar. Although not high in real draft status, this man has unlimited upside in marketability. Take my word, he will be an impact player next year and will outshine most the players on this list.

Facebook Friends: 1,244
Groups: 10
Youtube Videos: 773

2. OJ Mayo: G USC
In all my years of college basketball, I cannot think of any player as self conceded as OJ Mayo. The kid recruited himself to play ball, then told the coach not to “worry about recruiting” because he was going to take care of it himself. Not only this, Mayo set his sites on Southern California to “increase his marketability”. Well, it worked. The high school player that was ejected to a standing ovation in his final game is finally in the national media, and not in the good way. Mayo is the player on this list that will capture the media’s attention through mishaps and Artest-like explosions.

Facebook Friends: 1,241
Groups: 59
Youtube Videos: 405

1. Michael Beasley: F Kansas State
Beasley was a NPOY contender from Kansas State, although I doubt he needs any introduction. From his high school days, to the recruiting process, to his one year at Kansas State, Beasley has been all over the national media. He is the type of big man that all teams drool over. Not only does his game speak, he also attracts lots of cameras and attention. Highlights galore for Beasley next year, and I would not doubt it if you see him hanging on your kid’s wall within a couple of years.

Facebook Friends: 151
Groups: 88
Youtube Videos: 582